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i am in desperate house-wife (?)

Today I decided to make myself useful to the community and to put my experience and knowledge available to most in the form of a lesson in home economics.

Because although everyone would like to be ilprincipecercamoglie does not mean that we can afford the Pole three times a week, but even twice a week or even once a month. In short, there is no need to look to know that we are Ballarò with patched ass, you just need the brave and keep your eyes open when we open the purse instead of looking up and take it with Jesus.

When I was a little girl I spent a lot of time with my grandmother who arricreava to tell me when he went to school and had lessons and iron mesh, including the kitchen, including eyelets and buttons and other amenities proto-fascist era. He would sit all prim and I taught with enchanted air the right and reverse the swearing modern girls now in school and only learn to swear off the hair from the legs. For this reason, I grew up separated from a proper education and a passion Mussolini outlawed the silkepil wax and cold but I solved it by performing rites of purification with the rule of the jersey rice. And it worked: now I can look right into my armpit hair on fire and a good dish of pasta alla siciliana avoid being caught from shingles.

But despite these strides I am forced to call my grandmother, although mentally ill - poor old creature - Trim comfortable update on the couch and degrading and degraded state in which we pay the household. Unfortunately you can not answer but after 27 years you do not know what to say? Invoke his elementary school teacher, the classmates, the director, Ms. Galiani and perhaps Miss Striani (peace to them) and I would do a lesson on good housekeeping.

For this reason and given the fact that kept me at home for six years and a half olives and capers noodles cooking them at any time of day or night I thought I'd give her a present.

Today I present to you all readers and fair view of the revised manual chores home.

a number starting with the chapter entitled: "The Misfortunes of the House." Yes, because this book lacks an introduction. I wanted to write a worthy and decant the joys of the hive home, but I am forced to disagree with me because - alas - our haven of simple joys and genuine in every moment can turn into a scary-looking cave cryptic getting them to escape and relieve our troubles elsewhere.

"How is that possible?" I ask you a little housewives' ingenuotte. I'll tell you: the house and its tenants may rebel and turn into your worst enemy. This mutant
phenomenon has a name: The Dirty Stubborn (LSO not to be confused with LSD, which stands for a hallucinogen by the contraindications most pleasant and manageable).

Who or rather what is the dirty Stubborn?

The Dirty Stubborn is the reason for the failure of many pharmaceutical companies that are not called Bayer and many doctors but psychologists who do not respond to the surname of Meluzzi. The Dirty Stubborn is the riddle number one domestic, the nature turns against itself, and terrorism entropy, the revenge of the socks and rotten puparuolo ammazzaruto. In a word, the anathema of granny table.
LSO is a real character who lives in my house but that could easily live in your home because it manifests in LSO outbreak delayed and sometimes can even go unnoticed. For some time, like 10 minutes. LSO
blends easily, dresses like us, speak our language, sometimes even sharing our interests and our friends! LSO therefore has a social life, but also to work and often even a fellow with the contents of which underwear I would invite you to ask yourselves ... In short, the man sitting in slippers on the couch, you see? It is this: He could be a HSA. And that lovely little woman to whom you have given way to the airport? Diobono too! So in Campania: LSO is watching you!
But there is no need to despair or call the Ghostbusters because The Dirty Stubborn is far from invisible and will soon be revealed for what it is, that is the enemy of the house and of the grandmothers.

LSO has a feature that distinguishes it from other forms of dirt, grease and filth of various kinds: she is so great and it is everywhere, and as you can imagine has not the slightest intention of abandoning. No, rather you will be to abandon her if there armed with an iron willpower and decalitres on decalitres of Lysol and shpicéshpàn.

short, has made her na reliable, since Ambrose is layoffs (again for that fact Ballarò) you look out into the kitchen to make you pass the hungry. The grandmother would not approve el'epatologo but a sandwich salami, cheese and salad is all there. Too bad the fridge smells like mildew because the shepherd's pie, carrots and mayonnaise that lives on the second shelf has done development and has grown a beard green. Ok, you say, LSO will be Catholic, we are all God's creatures, and so let him live and multiply. But thee gone hungry. Then back in your apartment and resume where you left off. Too bad that almost is thrown from his seat and lose all mesh scarf that you're weaving table with lots of love because LSO decided to listen to the metal version of Eiffel 65. And if the pollution is not techno at midnight then mussolini was an anarchist.

Fortuna LSO that comes suddenly and goes away as suddenly to gross homes of others. Then you can get to sleep.
You wake up the next morning with his eyes still closed and you go to the bathroom to take a shower. Guess what! The bathroom floor is equipped with decorations gray rock of the size variable and your socks have decals. Around the lake stretches of slurry cup meetings are not well identified. Get your hands on the swearing mocho san toilet brush and all those like him who have denied the lights and clean the stubborn dirt. Now add a note to the notes: uses and abuses of the broom. The broom, mop commonly, it can be variously used. Recommend, in the presence of HSA, using anal, perianal and laryngo-pharyngeal (grandmother excuse: this will also grow hair on the legs but also the mucilage which has the hair!).

Mo say I do not want to ruin the lives of anyone, and even hoped that the early departure than others, but a return to Stalinism!? A resurgence of Purgatory with the mustache!? Here is a real need for pest control girls, but the old woman of ammonia! This is the message that not even smell na Monatti of the bell ...

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